"THE THERAPY DUMP™ BACKPACK
🏋️‍♂️ Built for Chaos:
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UA Storm fabric: 93% polyester, 7% "why did I skip leg day?" Waterproof so your tears don’t ruin your laptop.
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LEVELED™ straps: Distributes weight evenly—unlike your therapist trying to balance your ADHD, anxiety, and gym addiction.
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Stain-resistant:Â Because protein shakes and bad decisions happen.
⚡ ADHD Survival Mode:
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16” laptop slot: Fits your work, your side hustle, and the 37 Chrome tabs you forgot to close.
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32oz side pocket:Â Hydrate or die-drate. Your pre-workout deserves a home.
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Secure zip pockets:Â Hide snacks, meds, or the emotional support caffeine pills.
đź“Ź Dimensions:
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20.1” tall: Fills the void where your motivation should be.
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27.4L capacity: Holds 1 week’s worth of gym clothes or 1 breakdown’s worth of hoodies.
🚨 Warning:
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Not responsible for sudden urges to flee society and live in the squat rack.
$2 from every sale funds men’s mental health.
(Carry your demons in style.)
More details
- 93% polyester, 7% nylon
- Highly water-resistant and stain-resistant UA Storm fabric
- Dimensions: H 20.1″ (51.1 cm), W 12.6″ (32 cm), D 6.6″ (16.8 cm)
- Capacity: 7.24 gal. (27.4 l)
- LEVELED™ strap system for even weight distribution
- Soft-lined laptop pocket that fits a 16″ laptop
- Side water bottle pocket that fits a 32 oz. bottle
- Secure zip front pockets
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lift Gear
- Email: contact@support.liftgearapparel.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults and children. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: H 20.1″ (51.1 cm), W 12.6″ (32 cm), D 6.6″ (16.8 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.